IC Contact Post for Isaac Lahey

[buriesthebones]

"Thank you for calling 56-54-78. We're afraid they've been sent to the Abax Morgue and are scheduled for their autopsy at approximately [CURRENT TIME]. Please leave a brief message to be played at their memorial service or try your call again later."

Comments

[adoptalizard]

i had four jellos and now there are only two. danny wouldn't do that to me and lydia would die before eating junk food. i know it was either you or one of the stileses. confess and save us the time.

[buriesthebones]

You say that like there's a reason I'd hide it. Yeah, I ate your jello, and I savored every delicious, wiggly bite.

And I'll do it again, too.

[adoptalizard]

oh you bitch. scavenge your own midnight snacks, fido

[buriesthebones]

And why should I when your own, easily accessible snacks are there for the taking?